I'm in second grade, and I'm at lunch sitting next to this kid named Bucky.

Whatever the school was having for lunch that day was really grossing me out, and I just wanted to get away from Bucky.

I turned to him and said, "Bucky, you can't sit near me, I'm allergic to Hot Lunch."

He started screaming to warn everyone that I was allergic to the school's Hot Lunch, so as to protect me.

Awesome.

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